A few issues before I begin:
J. R. R. Tolkien is Spinning in His Grave
the hobbit thesis statement
WHAT'S A GOOD THESIS STATEMENT FOR THE HOBBIT
I DON'T KNOW MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ THE BLOODY BOOK YOU STUPID PIECE OF GUTTER SLIME! You may also want to lay off the caps lock. Gosh, I hope that these three morons are all in the same class and steal the same thesis statement...
1 to 2 paragraph summaries of each chapter in the Hobbit
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I have a great idea. Why don't you guys sit down and spend ten minutes summarising The Hobbit? Perhaps you will even use your mushy, neglected brains in the process.
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Doesn't anyone have any original ideas about this novel? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
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"Hi! I'm writing an essay on an engaging work of fantasy! However, I am extremely lazy and cannot think of a way to start! Perhaps I shall attempt to steal one! What an excellent idea! Too bad I have no idea how to use Google!"
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Granted, only the second of these entries may actually be related to The Lord of the Rings; the first may be an extremely mangled version of the saying "All that glitters is not gold." Yet it's kind of hard to tell. This plagiarist is lazy and incompetent. What a great combination.
You Want Me to...Read...the...Book?
Lead a discussion on Hamlet's interior indecision
You have to lead a discussion on Hamlet's interior indecision, and you're checking the Internet for clues? How do you expect to lead the freaking discussion if you don't actually think about the text?
One Thousand and One nights Thematic essay
...'Cause your search terms are terribly specific and will probably help you find exactly the right essay to steal.
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Piercing the Darkness Essay THesis Statement
"Lather and Nothing Else" is a short story; Piercing the Darkness is a novel. The teachers who assigned both of them should have provided their classes with specific topics. Enjoy the stolen goods, silly teachers.
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I'm assuming this essay may be on Douglas Adams' Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a book about which, please note, it is actually bloody fun to write.
I Live in the City; I've Never Seen a Tree!
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I have a strangely revolutionary idea. Why don't you four stupid idiots leave your bedrooms, stroll out into the wide world, sit on benches somewhere, and describe nature? Nature is not exactly hard to find. I live in Toronto, and I can still see a tree any time I want. You people are unbearably lazy. For crying out loud.
I Live in the Country; I've Never Seen a Room!
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It's. A. Room. There. Are. Rooms. All. Over. The. Place. Go. Into. One. And. Describe. It. You. Freak. Of. Nature.
I Live in a Box; I've Never Seen a Person!
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So...many...students unable to describe a woman...
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These last two entries came courtesy of the same Filthy Plagiarist, ten minutes apart. I expect she took pause after reading the description of Marian from The Woman in White and realised that she had to be more specific. Gosh, I do hope someone tries to steal that WW description, though.
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Woman! Woman! Describe Marian and get caught!
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write an essay describing your favorite teacher
Four days before he submitted the above entry, this Filthy Plagiarist searched for "thesis implied or stated in descriptive and narrative essay." In other words, he started off with a legitimate search, the results of which could have helped him decide how to construct his essay, then returned half a week later to steal stuff.
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Look in the mirror, pizza-brain.
But That Would Take Way Too Much Work
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There's just no way these assignments are ever going to be easy enough for you guys, is there?
But Isn't It More Fun When You Get to Eat the Object of Your Description?
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There's really just no way these assignments are ever going to be easy enough for you guys, is there?
a descriptive essay about my camera
It's your camera.
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They're your skills.
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You mean "my experience," right? Except you're stealing somebody else's experience and pretending it's yours? Right? Right?
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When you're done, you can add some stuff about that thing you saw at the place.
EXAMPLES OF A NARRATIVE, DESCRIPTIVE ESSAYS ON NIGHTMARES
WHAT THE BLEEDING HECK IS WITH ALL THE SHOUTING?
I Am Completely Incompetent and Reside in a Deep Black Hole
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Perhaps you could draw on your personal experience and produce a genuine document enlivened by your own wry, witty observations?......No?......
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Have you considered figuring out how you started it and kind of going from there?
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If you can't deal with this topic, I completely wash my hands of you. Go away.
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I am having plagiarist rage. Give me a call; we should talk.
Your Laziness Truly Knows No Bounds
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You may be interested to hear that a phrase markers love is: "my boneheaded readers." They are also quite fond of: "a tree like a giant icicle of gargantuan beauty from the dawn of time," "my lovely horse running through the field,"**** and "hot! hot! hot! girls! girls! girls!"
This One Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else
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I hope your razor-sharp Google search, which found you 1,540,000 relevant pages, led to your successful acquisition of a stolen thesis that your teacher recognised and used to get you freaking expelled.
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teacher has students write one paragraph boy writes about aliens girl writes about tea
I'm pretty sure these people are trying to plagiarise, but I have no idea why or how.
I Still Have a Nastily Suspicious Mind
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These two entries appeared not long after similar ones turned up in the last FPROD list. I'll allow them because they came from first-time visitors, but I'm a bit sceptical. I think someone may be playing silly buggers with me.
If they're real, they make me very sad.
In my next blog entry, perhaps there will really be something on the narrative mode. I do wish I had more actual time. Ah well.
****So I'm fond of Father Ted. So sue me. Go on. Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on...